Wednesday 18 April 2007

Sound drinking advice


Subject: Alcohol V Water

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of a year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.Coli) - the bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whisky, beer, lager or liquours) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

So, WATER = Poo ALCOHOL = Health

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk s**t than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information - I'm doing it as a public service

(Thank you to Mr Nixon for these words of wisdom)