Monday 29 January 2007

Einstein's Birthday


March 14th is Einstein's birthday, he would have been 108 this time around.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA Connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty
(Thank you to Mr Nixon for this information)

Sunday 28 January 2007

Bye Bye Carlo



I'm not very impressed by the antics of Carlo Nash this week. He has announced that he doesn't think that there is much of a possibility that PNE will get promoted to the Premiership this year and so has requested a move to fulfill his ambition. Then he pulls out of training with a 'tweaked hamstring'.

All this was published on his subscription only website before speaking to anyone at the club. A strange way of doing things but then again he is a bit of a strange guy, eccentric exercises and dress sense (just how many different goalie kits have PNE had since he's been with us?)

PNE resuced Carlo from his job of warming the Premiership bench at Middlesboro, who in turn rescued him from the Man City bench. After two years of regular football it looks like it has all got too much for him so now he'd like to warm the bench at Craven Cottage.

It's nothing to do with the money (of course not), he wants to be reunited with his London based fiancee. I suppose if Liverpool or Man U came in with an offer he'd have to turn it down, yeah right.
So it's so long Carlo, it's a pity that it has to end like this but we don't want you if you don't want us so it's time for you to ship off and welcome back Lonners.

Wednesday 24 January 2007

Welcome to my Rant Page


Grumpy Old Man, that's me!

Read my rants and observations as they spew on to the page;

family life, football, teaching, walking, riding, driving, eating, drinking........you name it and it will probably find it's way on to these pages.

I look forward to hearing from you.

John