Subject: Alcohol V Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of a year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.Coli) - the bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whisky, beer, lager or liquours) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
So, WATER = Poo ALCOHOL = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk s**t than to drink water and be full of s**t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information - I'm doing it as a public service
(Thank you to Mr Nixon for these words of wisdom)
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of a year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.Coli) - the bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whisky, beer, lager or liquours) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
So, WATER = Poo ALCOHOL = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk s**t than to drink water and be full of s**t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information - I'm doing it as a public service
(Thank you to Mr Nixon for these words of wisdom)
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